adelhaidis:

Brace Yourself…

adelhaidis:

Brace Yourself…

copy and paste yourself into my bed

mrsmeowen:

I will say this every time I fuck up a meal. 

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

i hope he never wins an oscar so stuff like this is always relevant.

he knows how good he is

veganelfprincess:

straylightjay:

10 questions to never ask a transgender person by Laura Jane Grace

She is so fucking cute

eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

Alkaline Trio - Take Lots With Alcohol
859 plays

misfitsfiend:

Just give me medicine prescribe me anything
Just knock me out and walk me through the door
I have no desire to see through my own eyes anymore

I’m in the 21st century again y’all

I’m in the 21st century again y’all

metidation:

r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???