Eying that glass of wine

Eying that glass of wine

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

Can you explain what cis means?
Anonymous

the-goddamazon:

coolben94:

when the doctor slaps ur butt after ur born n they go, “it’s a ___!” ur just like “truuuu” 4 ur whole life

THIS IS THE BEST EXPLANATION LMFAOOOO

fohk:

“I can’t see anything I don’t like about you”
"But you will, you will think of things and I’ll get bored with you and feel trapped because that’s what happens with me"
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)Michel Gondry

fohk:

I can’t see anything I don’t like about you”

"But you will, you will think of things and I’ll get bored with you and feel trapped because that’s what happens with me"

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
Michel Gondry

the-yiffmeister:

I don’t know what sparked me to draw this 

how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore